Bathroom Not Internet Cafe has a vintage sign style with a bathtub, bubbles and a blunt reminder to keep bathroom visits moving. This wood print suits guest toilets, shared bathrooms or workplace amenities, and makes a useful gag gift for households where phones linger too long.
Real timber gives each print a warm, organic finish, with natural grain patterns that make every OnWood piece subtly unique.
Product details
We love the natural look and feel of wood so we don’t print thick white ink. Instead, we let the wood’s unique grain and natural tones shine through. The result is a finished piece with texture, depth, and a character that can’t be replicated on paper or canvas.
Eco-Friendly
Printed with GREENGUARD Gold certified low-VOC UV ink on responsibly sourced wood.
Made to Order
Crafted with care from start to finish, ensuring a consistent, high-quality finish in every piece.
Fast Shipping
Shipped within 1-2 days via AusPost with tracking provided.
Each piece is finished by hand, with laser-cut edges sealed in natural beeswax for a smooth feel and clean, protective finish.
Your wood print arrives ready to hang, fitted with a sawtooth hanger and small rear standoffs to ensure it sits evenly on your wall. The slight shadow gap creates a subtle floating effect for a clean, finished look.
Each order is shipped in a custom cardboard mailer to protect it in transit and keep the unboxing clean and simple. Carefully packed, neatly presented, and ready to gift.
Ships without invoice by default.
Snaps from the workshop
Raw photos of recent prints, custom orders, and works in progress.
